...tsubasa tsukete kudasai
A message forwarded to me by one of my friends:
"Embarrassing First Date"
Hope you need a laugh! This just tells you how hard it is to be single nowadays...
This was on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno.
Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that
a woman ever had.
The winner described her worst first date experience. There was
absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
Marilyn said it was midwinter...snowing and quite cold .and the guy
had taken her skiing to Lake Arrowhead. It was a day trip (no overnight).
The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home
late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain when she
gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra
latte`.
They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the
middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she
did for a while.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a
point where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee beside the
road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly
crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started.
Unfortunately, in the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let
her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion
stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real
gentleman and refrained from peeking.
All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather
embarrassing nature of the situation.
Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As
she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were
firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to
pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her
flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new
problem due to the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor she answered her
date's concerns about "what was taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she
was "freezing her butt off and needed some assistance"! He came around the
car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked
imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing.
She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose
themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the
situation was, they also were faced with a real problem.
Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from
the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the
predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was
only one way to get her free so, as she looked the other way, her first time
date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
As for the Tonight Show...she took the prize hands down...or perhaps
that should be "pants down."
And you thought your first date was embarrassing...A whole new definition of being "pissed off."
"Embarrassing First Date"
Hope you need a laugh! This just tells you how hard it is to be single nowadays...
This was on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno.
Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that
a woman ever had.
The winner described her worst first date experience. There was
absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
Marilyn said it was midwinter...snowing and quite cold .and the guy
had taken her skiing to Lake Arrowhead. It was a day trip (no overnight).
The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home
late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain when she
gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra
latte`.
They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the
middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she
did for a while.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a
point where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee beside the
road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly
crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started.
Unfortunately, in the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let
her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion
stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real
gentleman and refrained from peeking.
All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather
embarrassing nature of the situation.
Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As
she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were
firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to
pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her
flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new
problem due to the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor she answered her
date's concerns about "what was taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she
was "freezing her butt off and needed some assistance"! He came around the
car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked
imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing.
She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose
themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the
situation was, they also were faced with a real problem.
Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from
the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the
predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was
only one way to get her free so, as she looked the other way, her first time
date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
As for the Tonight Show...she took the prize hands down...or perhaps
that should be "pants down."
And you thought your first date was embarrassing...A whole new definition of being "pissed off."